Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

July 13, 2008

LIFE JUST WANTS TO HELP YOU .

IF YOU WOULD LIKE A SUCKY LIFE, LIFE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR YOU.
NO PROBLEM.

LIFE'S NOT SO INTO SUCKY, BUT LIFE IS TOTALLY INTO FREEDOM OF CHOICE.

IF YOU WANT A REALLY FUN, SUCCESSFUL, HAPPY SNAPPY LIFE,
LIFE WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP YOU.

(LIFE IS ACTUALLY WAY MORE INTO THAT STUFF ANYWAY. IT'S KIND OF ITS ,"THING".)

BUT EITHER WAY, IT'S NO SKIN OFF LIFE'S ASS.

LIFE IS WAITING FOR YOU TO DECIDE.
LIFE CAN'T HURT YOU, IT CAN ONLY HELP YOU .

HELLO! THAT'S ITS NATURE.

SO IF YOU CHOOSE AN ANGRY, SAD, SCARED, BROKE, HOPELESS EXISTENCE,
LIFE HAS NO CHOOSE BUT TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE THAT GOAL.

BUT WHATEVER YOU DECIDE, YOU GOT TO STICK WITH IT AND BELIEVE!

MAKE A COMMITMENT.

LIFE IS JUST WAITING, TAPPING ITS FOOT, LOOKING AT YOU, ASKING:
"WELL MY CHILD, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

DON'T GET ALL CRAZY AND START ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS BACK, LIKE:
"WHEN?" and "WHERE?" and "HOW MUCH?" and "WHAT'S IT GOING TO LOOK LIKE?"

CAUSE THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.

JUST SAY a GOOD LIFE or A NOT-SO-GOOD LIFE.
WHICHEVER YOU'RE MOST COMFORTABLE WITH.

AND LIFE WILL JUST POINT TO WHICH LINE YOU SHOULD GO STAND IN.

DON'T GET ALL HEADY WITH LIFE,
CAUSE LIFE WILL JUST LOOK AT YOU AND YELL "NEXT!!"
AND TELL YOU, "GO HOME AND THINK ABOUT IT SOME MORE."

AND THE THINK, THINK, THINKING ABOUT IT , IS NOT SO GREAT.
IT'S PAINFUL, CONFUSING, AND WASTES A LOT OF ENERGY.

THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

LIFE IS GOOD, and YOU GET TO DECIDE IF THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE INTO.
OR NOT.

I WOULD SAY "CHOOSE THE GOOD LIFE"—
BUT THAT'S JUST ME.
AND I AM NOT YOU.

I'LL JUST SAY I HAVE TRIED BOTH, AND FOUND GOOD TO BE LIKE A ZILLION TIMES BETTER.
I'M JUST SAYING.

I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU.
I KNOW IT HAS HELPED ME.
I LOVE.
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 9:26 PM