September 9, 2008

STAY ON THE INSIDE SIDE.

Folks last night it was as cold as a WITCHES BRASS MONKEY, and I’m not talking temperature.

I AM talking about my HEART and in my MIND.

"Why so cold?" I said to myself as I rocked back and forth on the side of the bed.

And then it hit me.

SEPARATION.

And I said "HOLY CAT!! "
And then I said "HOLY CAT??"
And then I stopped thinking about the phrase “HOLY CAT” and went back to my original thought.

SEPARATION.

I realized I was feeling totally SEPARATE from my GOOD.
Like all GOOD things were outside me somewhere.
That if only A, B, and G were here then I would be ok.

Now folks, THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE PART OF THE LAWN YOU WATER MOST, and I realized that I had been watering the wrong side of the lawn. So instead of spraying my "LIFE WATER" all over the outside lawn, I decided to take the METAPHORIC HOSE and turn it on myself.

I STUCK THAT IMAGINARY THING IN MY MOUTH AND TURNED THAT SUCKER UP FULL BLAST!!

And CHEESE ON A STICK, if that didn’t do the trick.

All the seeds that where planted in the darkness of my dark time were AWAKEN! Breaking the soil and blossoming in my SECRET PLACE.

OH SWEET ELIXIR OF LIFE!

AS WITHIN so WITHOUT.

And YES I am still "WITHOUT" many things (In the outside world), but NOW that my FANCY new MIND GARDEN is in full bloom, I know it's only a matter of time before, BAM! BIG TIME DEMONSTRATION!!

AND FOLKS I TELL YOU WHAT. Focusing on the OUTSIDE stuff only makes you neglect your INSIDE stuff. Then the weeds come up and the soil dries out and the moles and gofers and locust start screwing up your whole FLOWER PATCH.

Just stop and smell the flowers, IN YOUR MIND.

AND IF YOU CAN DIG THAT ,RIGHT ON!!
AND IF YOU CAN'T ,NEVER-MIND.

LOVE ALLWAYS,CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 10:16 PM

September 5, 2008

WATCH OUT FOR JOY-BUMPS!

Folks, Life has installed its very own INNER-TRAFFIC CONTROLS.

Along with CROSSWALKS and STREETLIGHTS (or STRESSLIGHTS),

IT HAS GIVEN YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL JOY-BUMPS.

Let me explain.
JOY-BUMPS seem like a real pain in the ass when you're cruising down the roadway to success.
BUT THAT ASS PAIN IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!

JOY-BUMPS are here so that you slow it down and take in what's around you.

IF A SUCCESSFUL LIFE MEANS A BALLS-OUT, PEDAL-TO-THE-METAL RACE TO AN EXPLOSIVE CRASH, what would be so enjoyable about that?

IT WOULD MAKE YOUR SUCCESSFUL LIFE MEANINGLESS AND ALSO CREATE A HORRIBLE TRAFFIC JAM/SIG ALERT
FOR THE REST OF US.

JOY-BUMPS ARE ALSO THERE SO YOU DON'T RUN OVER HAPPINESS
AND KILL IT.

If you come across a JOY-BUMP.
STOP YOUR MENTAL RACING, AND LOOK AROUND.

CHANCES ARE YOU'LL SEE A SWEET PUDGY LITTLE BOY NAMED HAPPINESS with his brothers JOY and KINDNESS Playing with
their little ball by the side of the road.

MAYBE you will see their sweet little one-eyed friend FAITH and her BIG sister ABUNDANCE.
And maybe there will be others ?
YOUR MIND MIGHT START RACING!
Saying to you:

"There's too many of them, they're so strange-looking, I think that little one has a KNIFE!"

"I'M GETTING BACK IN MY RACING MINDCAR AND GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE!"

AND PEOPLE, THAT WOULD BE A DAMN SHAME.

'Cause those little folks need your attention.
They want to play with you.
They don't Carry knives or firearms!
They want to come with you on your road trip.

AND BELIEVE YOU ME, YOU'RE GOING TO BE VERY GLAD YOU BROUGHT THEM.
BECAUSE THE TRIP CAN BE VERY LONG.
AND I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT IT CAN GET VERY LONELY.
With the Talking to yourself, fighting with yourself, maybe even smacking yourself over the head with a bottle.

Don't travel alone.
Bring the kids!
They belong to you.
Don't be a spiritual deadbeat DAD/MOM!

ENJOY THE COMPANY!

I BRAKE FOR HAPPINESS!
YOURCLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 11:45 AM

ART SHOW AND STUFF AND WHATNOT.

HELLO dearest friends and friends of friends who just might happen to have an ex-lover of a friend who has other friends who are friends with YOU or ME .

Folks,that still small voice inside me, told me something recently,
IT SAID:
"MAKE SOME SHAPES AND THEN PAINT THOSE SHAPES, COLORS AND THEN SHOW PEOPLE THOSE SAID, PAINTED SHAPES"
It also said:
"THROW AWAY ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND JUST WEAR A TIGHT FITTING, FLESH COLORED, SPANDEX BODY SUIT WHERE EVER YOU GO"

Now friends, the first part of this, information from another dimension, seemed REAL and TRUE and REALLY CONNECTED to my HEART SPACE but I AM pretty sure the second part just sort of SNUCK IN behind the first thought and DID NOT come from the same, FEEL GOOD, spot.
I AM NOT SURE, i must seek consul on that one and i will get back to you.

ANYPOOP,
I DID THE FIRST PART , AND IT WAS A PLEASURE!
BELOW IS A LINK TO THE SHOWING OF THOSE SHAPES AND COLORS.

NOW DO NOT WORRY,
I AM not TRADING in my suit and tie and fancy FOOTWEAR for a BERET AND A STRIPEY SHIRT.

I AM STILL OUT THERE GIVING 120% TO HELPING YOU/ME HAVE A BETTER LIFE.
I AM just going DEEPER INSIDE MYSELF TO SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING IN THERE (GOOD or BAD)
THAT CAN HELP ME , HELP YOU, WHICH IN TURN WILL HELP US ALL!
BE WELL.
LOVECLAM

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Posted by clamlynch at 9:31 AM