December 30, 2008

IT is in my NATURE to HELP YOU.

I AM really on the prowl , like a wild cat....that helps other wild cats.

I AM looking all around me, like an owl spinning his head looking to help other owls that might be having some kind of OWL TROUBLE.

NOT like a stupid TURTLE hiding in his shell—don't get me wrong 'CAUSE I LOVE TURTLES, but they're soooo slow. But LIFE made'em so they must be here for a reason.

I just dont know why they have to be SO slow.

I AM sorry i drifted .

"BUT CLAM," you might say, "what about a CLAM? Are YOU not like a clam with your rough/hard shell and soft DELICIOUS interior?"

To which my response would be, "WHAT THE SAM-DIGGITY-DOG ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

Which would throw you out of your "COMFORT ZONE" and then i would quickly change the subject and ask you to GIVE ME SOMETHING !

LIKE A HUG for exsample.

That's 'cause I'm SHARP like those beaver looking things with the long needles sticking out all over them but without the beaver tail,i think they are called porky pies or whatever.

I've only seen pictures.

ALL I'm really trying to say is it is MY NATURE to help you/me have more of this THING CALLED LIFE.
AND BE NATURALLY HAPPY.

Or at least HELP YOU put a SHINNY VENEER, OVER THE EXISTENTIAL MEANINGLESSNESS we sometimes
feel.
LIKE A TURTLE.

SPEAKING OF TURTLES, I AM having what some call a SHY TURTLE in my bottom area, which tells me I AM still ALIVE and have CONSCIOUSNESS and that means alot, if you think about it.

gotta run.

NATURE CALLS!
LOVECLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 10:53 PM

December 27, 2008

I AM curious BLUE.

DEAR PEOPLE,

I HOPE THIS IMAGE HELPS BRING YOU A NEW VIBRATION AND BLISSFUL VISION OF A NEW DAY. BECAUSE THIS DESIGN REPRESENTS A NEW BEGINNING.

AND THAT IS WERE I AM STARTING. STARTING A NEW LIFE WITH A FRESH BLANK SLATE.

FRIENDS, IT ALL CAME TO ME LIKE THIS:
WHILE MEDITATING ON LETTING GO AND STARTING OVER, I HAD A VISION.

IN MY VISION, I WAS OF COURSE WEARING A BEAR SUIT, LIKE I ALWAYS DO IN THESE THINGS.

I AM ALONE.
I AM STANDING AT A BEAUTIFUL, GLOWING, ALTER.
THERE ARE CANDLES AND INCENSE AND A GIANT OCTOPUS TYPE OF BLUE SQUISHY THING -A -MA-JIGGY ON A LOTUS AND FIRE AND CLOUDS AND ONE OF HIS MANY SOFT BLUE ARMS REACHES OUT AND TOUCHES ME AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY AND FILLS MY HEART SPACE WITH JOY.

I AM BREATHING HEAVY IN MY BEAR HEAD AND LOOKING AROUND THROUGH THE TWO CUT OUT EYE HOLES. I SEE THAT I AM NOW SITTING IN MY JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL MATH CLASS.

THEN THE DOOR SLOWLY OPENS AND A VERY SASSY TEACHER WITH A BIG HAIRDO, TIGHT BLOUSE AND KNEE LENGTH SKIRT WALKS INTO MY IMAGINARY CLASSROOM. SHE WALKS UP TO ME, RUBS MY FUR, SMILES AND WINKS AT ME. SHE THEN HANDS ME TWO GIANT ERASERS.

AFTER MY FUR SETTLES DOWN IN MY "BIG MAN, LITTLE MAN" AREA, I STAND UP, TURN AROUND AND SEE A GIANT BLACKBOARD. IT IS FILLED WITH EVERY PAIN, HEARTACHE, FEAR, SHORTCOMING, CRIME, HURT, MISTAKE, RESENTMENT, WORRY, JUDGMENT AND REGRET I EVER HAD. I SLOWLY WALK OVER TO THE BOARD AND GENTLY START ERASING STUFF, WHICH QUICKLY TURNS INTO A FASTER AND FASTER FURY OF ERASING AND CHALK DUST.

FOLKS, LET ME TELL YOU, I WAS LAUGHING AND CRYING AND SINGING AND DANCING, JUST HAVING A BLISSFUL OLE TIME. IT SEEMED THE MORE I ERASED THE LIGHTER I FELT AS I WAS TRANSMUTED AND HARMONIZED INTO A WONDERFUL NEW WORLD.

IT WAS FREEDOMWORLD!!

"I SHOULD COPYRIGHT THAT WORD
FREEDOMWORLD...YES I LIKE IT."

SO WHEN I WAS FINISHED, THE TEACHER CAME BACK IN AND SAID, "IT WAS NOW TIME FOR MY SPANKING". I ASKED WHY? AND SHE SHRUGGED HER SHOULDERS AND SAID "HOW THE HECK SHOULD I KNOW IT'S YOUR VISION". I SAID, "OK, CAN I SPANK YOU THEN?"

SHE LOWERED HER SKIRT REVEALING HER OLD FASHIONED LADIES PANTYHOSE THAT WERE COVERING HER BIG UNDERWEAR AND BENT OVER MY LAP.

THEN THE DOOR BELL RANG.

NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS SNAPPED BACK INTO THE SO CALLED "REAL WORLD" BECAUSE IT WAS MY LANDLADY AT THE DOOR, RINGING AND RINGING AND YELLING MY NAME. SO I JUST HID UNDER THE BED AND CONTEMPLATED MY VISION AND ALSO DOODLED SOME DOODLES OF THE OCTOPUS, LOTUS, FIRE GUY.

AFTER AN HOUR OR THREE, I WAS ABLE TO GET PAST THE SPANKING PART OF IT AND GET TO THE TRUE INSIGHT THAT THE VISION WAS TRYING TO REVEAL TO ME.

THEN I KNEW:
I WAS RENEWED.

THAT THE PAST WAS NO LONGER MY REALITY.

THE HERE AND NOW WAS/IS MY NEW LIFE.

MY LOAD IS NOW LIGHT AND THE OPPORTUNITIES ARE ENDLESS.

NOW I NEED TO FIND SOME MENTAL/SPIRITUAL CHALK. ALTHOUGH I AM SO COMMITTED, I AM CONSIDERING USING PERMANENT MARKER WHICH WOULD BE VERY HARD TO ERASE OR MAYBE I WONT WRITE ANYTHING AND JUST WAIT FOR INSTRUCTIONS, INSPIRATION AND GUIDANCE.

BUT FIRST I AM GOING TO GO BACK IN MY MIND AND CLAP OUT THOSE ERASERS AND TRY NOT TO GET TOO MUCH CHALK DUST ON MY BEAR SUIT. I AM ALSO GOING TO WASH THE BLACKBOARD CAUSE I CAN STILL FEEL SOME OF THOSE WORDS AND VIBRATIONS.

MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY I WILL SEE THE TEACHER AGAIN.
AND MY BLUE FRIEND.

PEOPLE, I ONLY KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE. I AM NOT PUTTING ANY BAD WORDS ON MY NEW CLEAN SLATE/BLACKBOARD.

BUT I THINK I AM GOING TO HOLD ON TO MY MENTAL ERASERS JUST IN CASE.

WRITE ON PEOPLE !!!
AND MAKE YOUR WORDS GOOD.

BLESS YOU/ME
CLAM

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Posted by clamlynch at 9:42 AM