Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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December 30, 2008

IT is in my NATURE to HELP YOU.

I AM really on the prowl , like a wild cat....that helps other wild cats.

I AM looking all around me, like an owl spinning his head looking to help other owls that might be having some kind of OWL TROUBLE.

NOT like a stupid TURTLE hiding in his shell—don't get me wrong 'CAUSE I LOVE TURTLES, but they're soooo slow. But LIFE made'em so they must be here for a reason.

I just dont know why they have to be SO slow.

I AM sorry i drifted .

"BUT CLAM," you might say, "what about a CLAM? Are YOU not like a clam with your rough/hard shell and soft DELICIOUS interior?"

To which my response would be, "WHAT THE SAM-DIGGITY-DOG ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

Which would throw you out of your "COMFORT ZONE" and then i would quickly change the subject and ask you to GIVE ME SOMETHING !

LIKE A HUG for exsample.

That's 'cause I'm SHARP like those beaver looking things with the long needles sticking out all over them but without the beaver tail,i think they are called porky pies or whatever.

I've only seen pictures.

ALL I'm really trying to say is it is MY NATURE to help you/me have more of this THING CALLED LIFE.
AND BE NATURALLY HAPPY.

Or at least HELP YOU put a SHINNY VENEER, OVER THE EXISTENTIAL MEANINGLESSNESS we sometimes
feel.
LIKE A TURTLE.

SPEAKING OF TURTLES, I AM having what some call a SHY TURTLE in my bottom area, which tells me I AM still ALIVE and have CONSCIOUSNESS and that means alot, if you think about it.

gotta run.

NATURE CALLS!
LOVECLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 10:53 PM