Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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January 1, 2009

GOOD NEWS! I Have been pushed to my BREAKING POINT, AGAIN!

DEAR FRIENDS,
2008 WAS A MAKE OR BRAKE YEAR FOR ME.
WRONG TURNS WERE TAKING,
CLIFFS WERE JUMPED OFF.
AND HANDS WERE BURNED BY FIRE (MORE THEN ONCE)
AND PEOPLE, THE FACT THAT I DID NOT BREAK IS VERY GOOD.

I AM NOW EVEN MORE FLEXIBLE AND HAVE WAY MORE BOUNCE-BACK-ABILITY!

And IT ALSO GAVE ME A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED WISDOM
YES, MAPS WERE BOUGHT.
CLIFFS WERE AVOIDED.
AN OVEN MIT WAS PROCURED.
AND SEVERAL PAIRS OF FANCY NEW UNDERWEAR WERE PURCHASED.

FOLKS, with this NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT I DON'T WANT,
I am TOTALLY READY to really GET INTO WHAT I DO WANT.

BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT:

A CAR THAT IS BROKEN DOWN.
A CELL PHONE THAT IS TURNED OFF.
A BRAIN THAT IS CAUSING ME PAIN.
UNDERWEAR THAT SHOWS SIGNS (and colors) OF AN UPSET BODY.
OR ANOTHER LONELY SLEEPLESS NIGHT WONDERING IF I AM EVER
GOING TO BE HAPPY AGAIN.

AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER.

I only THOUGHT I , MIGHT NOT want those things until THEY REALLY HAPPENED.

Now I am ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that I DON'T.

WHAT A RELIEF!

GETTING THROUGH THESE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS WILL REALLY HELP US!

MY KNOWLEDGE AND PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HELPS ME TO SHOW YOU HOW TO GET THROUGH THESE BAD TIMES.

SO I guess my SO-CALLED BAD TIMES are actually GOOD TIMES FOR YOU.

FOLKS, I'M LEARNING AND GROWING AND CHANGING AND RISING.
AND ONCE I'VE LIFTED MYSELF UP, WE WILL ALL BE LIFTED!

YOU MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND THAT NOW, BUT YOU WILL.
SOON.

HANG IN THERE PEOPLE. MY/YOUR LIFE'S GETTING BETTER EVERYDAY!

DON'T GIVE UP.
JUST GET DOWN WITH YOUR BADSELF!
AND UP WITH YOUR GOODSELF!
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY NEW YOU/ME.
YOURCLAM

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Posted by clamlynch at 8:11 PM