Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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January 30, 2009

Thinking I AM SUCCESSFUL has been the KEY to my SUCCESSES!

I AM now almost absolutely convinced that I AM A SUCCESS.

AND although there's still a SMALL part of me saying, "but what about the rent, the bills, the dirty dishes and underwear the this the that, the BLAH,BLAH, BLAH," I know IN MY MIND'S EYE that's all just little crap .

AND I CAN'T afford to use my limited energy thinking about where my next meal's coming from—NO! From now on I use my energy thinking about things like:
What kind of NEW car am i going to buy or who should i hire to count my MONEY? Should i buy a second home, like a little getaway where i can go on the weekends and think of new ways to HELP PEOPLE?

To be honest, i will most likely do the dishes myself 'cause i don't trust people to get ALL the germs off.

But besides that i will probably pay people to do most of the other BORING, ENERGY-DISTRACTING JOBS.
That helps them (money) and helps me (more creative time); WIN-WIN! PLUS Spreading the wealth, and HELPING THE COMMUNITY, BAM!!

RING...RING....

"HELLO, SUPER SUCCESSFUL MAGAZINE? I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SEND ME A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION! AND YOU MIGHT CONSIDER DOING A CENTERFOLD WITH ME. WHAT'S MY NAME? OH, IT'S CLAM LYNCH! YES, "THE" CLAM LYNCH. YES ,YES,
OK, YOU'RE WELCOME, TALK TO YA SOON, GOODBYE."

There's still a lot to figure out, like What kind of LADY should i be with?
What kind of clothes should i wear on my DAYS OFF?

AND how to fight off the FEELING that it's hopeless AND I AM fooling myself.

'cause that's not true.

AND even if it is (which it is NOT), Then the joke's on the FEELING, 'CAUSE i'm going to be A SUCCESS ANYWAY !
AND NO STUPID "FEELING" IS GOING TO STOP ME !
FEEL ME.
Love CLAM "FUNNY FEELING" LYNCH

Posted by clamlynch at 9:50 PM