Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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February 10, 2009

LOG ON TO LIFE.

FRIENDS, I KNOW WE ALL WANT TO LOG ON TO LIFE.
WE ALL WANT TO BE CONNECTED.
TO BE ON-LINE WITH THE WORLD.

BUT THE PROBLEM/OPPORTUNITY SEEMS TO BE FINDING THE RIGHT PASSWORD AND THEN REMEMBERING SAID PASSWORD.

WELL MY VIRTUAL FRIENDS,
LET ME DOWNLOAD SOME INFO TO YOU, WHICH MIGHT BE HELPFUL... OR NOT.

WHEN COMING UP WITH A PASSWORD, FIND ONE THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD, THAT SPEAKS TO YOU, TO YOUR TRUTH, ONE THAT FEELS RIGHT TO YOU.

BECAUSE NO ONE CAN COME UP WITH A PASSWORD FOR YOU EXCEPT YOU.

YOU CAN READ AND STUDY ALL ABOUT PASSWORDS. YOU CAN FOLLOW PEOPLE AND SO CALLED PASSWORD GURUS AND TEACHERS WHO SAY THEY KNOW THE PASSWORD AND IF YOU WANT IT, YOU MUST DO AND ACT IN THE WAY THEY TELL YOU TO AND READ AND SAY AND BELIEVE WHAT THEY BELIEVE, SIGN UP FOR SOME OF THEIR CLASSES, ATTEND THEIR EXPENSIVE RETREATS AND ALSO GIVE THEM SOME OF YOUR HARD EARNED CASH. THEN AND ONLY THEN, JUST MAYBE, IF YOU’RE REALLY LUCKY, THEY’LL TELL YOU THE SECRET.

THE SECRET PASSWORD THAT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING.

WELL BELIEVE IT OR NOT (YOUR CHOICE)
YOUR PASSWORD IS ALREADY INSIDE YOU.
YOU WERE BORN WITH IT.

YOUR PASSWORD IS AT HAND.

YOU JUST NEED TO BELIEVE IT.
GO INTO THE SECRET CLOSET OF YOUR MIND AND BE STILL AND LET IT COME.
IT WILL.

ASKING SOMEONE TO COME UP WITH A PASSWORD FOR YOU IS LIKE A FISH SWIMMING AROUND IN THE OCEAN LOOKING FOR WATER. ASKING EVERY OTHER FISH, IN A PANICKED FISH VOICE THAT WOULD PROBABLY SOUND VERY BUBBLY, "WHERE’S THE WATER! SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE! I MUST FIND WATER OR I WILL DIE!"

THE DIFFERENT FISH TELL HIM DIFFERENT THINGS AND PLACES TO GO TO FIND WATER AND SOMEONE TELLS HIM TO GO TALK TO THE WISE OL' FISH WHO HAS GREAT WISDOM AND INSIGHT AND THE WISE FISH SAYS, "IT IS SAID THAT MANY YEARS AGO THERE WAS WATER EVERYWHERE BUT THE FISH WERE BAD AND THE WATER WAS TAKEN AWAY, BUT IF YOU'RE A GOOD FISH AND DO GOOD FISH THINGS YOU WILL HAVE A LIFE FILLED WITH WATER, WHEN YOU DIE.”

SORRY CHARLIE.

POOR LITTLE FISH, UNABLE TO SEE HE IS SURROUNDED BY WATER, IT IS HERE IT IS NOW, IT IS UPON HIM.

I DON’T THINK A DOLPHIN WOULD ACT THAT WAY.
DOLPHINS ARE WAY TO SMART.
THEY’RE OPEN MINED AND FRIENDLY AND COOL AND SEXY....

ANYWAYS DEAR ONES,
ALL I AM SAYING IS FIND YOUR OWN PASSWORD PATH.

HERE’S A TIP, ONCE YOU FIND IT, DO NOT WRITE IT ON YOUR ARM, BECAUSE IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE ME AND IT’S TIME FOR YOUR BI-MONTHLY SHOWER (WITH SOAP AND SHAMPOO) YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN FOR A SHOCK TO FIND YOUR PASSWORD HAS DISAPPEARED.

WRITE IT ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND THEN HIDE IT IN A SAFE PLACE.
THEN WRITE DOWN WHERE YOU HID IT AND HIDE THAT, JUST IN CASE.
THEN MAKE UP A LITTLE SONG ABOUT YOUR PASSWORD. MAYBE THE SONG SHOULD INCLUDE WHERE YOU HID THE PAPER YOU WROTE IT ON?

FEEL FREE TO PASS THESE WORDS ON... OR NOT.

LOVE,
USERNAME CLAMLYNCH
PASSWORD ******************

Posted by clamlynch at 11:22 AM