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October 24, 2009

FOLKS, I HAVE HAD ANOTHER BRAINSTORM!

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And people this one was a DOOZY !!!! SNOW, RAIN, ICE, WIND and HAIL THE SIZE OF SMALL HEDGEHOGS (Which are cute but hurt when they fall on your head from a high altitude).

It started out as a clear day with a POSITIVE ATTITUDE and a not a cloud in my MIND, BUT THINGS SUDDENLY TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST.

It started with a thought: What if I AM WRONG?

What if this whole HELPING PEOPLE THING DOESN’T PAN OUT?

And the thoughts quickly turned to FEELINGS, which attracted more FEELINGS which clouded up my thinking and the next thing ya know, I AM like some kinda’ crazy lizard in a panic just thinking of a way to SURVIVE the ONCOMING STORM!

AND SUDDENLY IT'S POURING RAIN/TEARS, AN ICY FREEZE (IN MY HEART) TOOK OVER AND THEN CAME THE WIND/GAS AND I SMELT DISASTER.

MY DEAREST FRIENDS, I MUST TELL YOU THE FOUNDATION REALLY SHOOK AND AT ONE POINT I THOUGHT IT JUST MIGHT CRACK. BUT IT HELD FIRM, THANK GOD!

THERE WAS EVEN A 59 "HAPPY FEELING VIBRATION CAR" PILE UP THAT CAUSED ME TO HAVE A MENTAL POWER OUTAGE AND MUCH CONFUSION, BUT, AND HERE IS THE GOOD NEWS, THE HOUSE HELD, THE SKY CLEARED UP,THE TRAFFIC FLOWED, THE LEVEES DIDN’T BREAK AND MY TROUSERS STAYED DRY!

WHICH IS GREAT NEWS BECAUSE ALL THIS HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GIVING A TALK TO A TROOP OF GIRL SCOUTS ABOUT HOW TO GET THEIR COOKIE SALES BACK UP AND TO STOP EATING UP ALL THE PROFITS.

IN fact it was one chubby little gal eating a box of THIN MINTS that snapped me out of it. SEEING THAT SHE DESPERATELY NEEDED MY HELP AND THE CONCERNED LOOK ON THE DEN MOTHERS FACE WAS JUST THE TICKET TO FREE ME FROM MY SELF IMPOSED STORM PRISON AND CLEAR UP MY CLOUDY STATE.

THE SUNLIGHT OF THE SPIRIT RE-ENTERED MY HEART AND I WAS BACK TO THE REALLY, REAL WORLD, BEFORE YOU COULD SAY, "WHERE IN THE F'N HELL AM I !!!?"... Which luckily, I DID NOT SAY OUT LOUD.

SO hang in there SWEET PEOPLE and bring an umbrella JUST IN CASE.


STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE.

Clam

Posted by clamlynch at 5:54 PM



October 20, 2009

ARTWORK FOR SALE.

HELLO FRIENDS AND FRIENDS OF FRIENDS, FRIENDS.
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR KIND WORDS AND SUPPORT.

I AM POSTING MY PAINTINGS HERE UNTIL I FIND A BETTER PLACE TO DISPLAY THEM.

THIS ART IS FOR SALE.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MORE INFO, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT:
clam.lynch@gmail.com

HEART FISH

55"X55"' acrylics and varnish on wood. $1,000


RED GREEN BLOB

36"X 28" acrylics and varnish on wood. $550


BUDDHA SPACE SWAN

26" X 50" acrylics and varnish on wood. $950


TIGER

53" X 27" acrylics and varnish on wood. SOLD


SECRETS OF THE MOLE

31" X 19" acrylics and varnish on wood. $450


SECRETS OF THE SQUIRREL

33" X 21" acrylics and varnish on wood. $450

BLIND MOLE

54" X 22" acrylics and varnish on wood. $850

ONE HAND

20'' x 22'' acrylics and varnish on wood. $450.00

TWO SEA HORSES

52'' x 29'' acrylics and varnish on wood. 850.00

HANDS - SOLD

29'' x 25'' acrylics and varnish on wood.



HUMMING BEE

30'' x 22'' acrylics and varnish on wood. 450.00

BUBBLE

28'' x 30'' acrylics and varnish on wood. 500.00

FLYING FISH

52'' x 40'' acrylics and varnish on wood. 950.00

CROWN

26'' x 18'' acrylics and varnish on wood. 450.00

GOLD BLACKHEART

52'' x 29'' acrylics and varnish on wood.750.00

NARWHAL

42'' x 17'' acrylics and varnish on wood.SOLD 500.00

ONE SEAHORSE

53'' x 21'' acrylics and varnish on wood. 550.00

FAMILY TREE - SOLD

26'' x 26'' acrylics and varnish on wood.

SNACK

23'' x 29'' acrylics and varnish on wood. 400.00

PLATERPUS

37'' x 29'' acrylics and varnish on wood. 550.00

JELLYFISH

24'' x 23'' acrylics and varnish on wood. 350.00


THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
BLESSING AND STUFF.
Clam


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