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October 24, 2009
FOLKS, I HAVE HAD ANOTHER BRAINSTORM!
And people this one was a DOOZY !!!! SNOW, RAIN, ICE, WIND and HAIL THE SIZE OF SMALL HEDGEHOGS (Which are cute but hurt when they fall on your head from a high altitude).
It started out as a clear day with a POSITIVE ATTITUDE and a not a cloud in my MIND, BUT THINGS SUDDENLY TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST.
It started with a thought: What if I AM WRONG?
What if this whole HELPING PEOPLE THING DOESN’T PAN OUT?
And the thoughts quickly turned to FEELINGS, which attracted more FEELINGS which clouded up my thinking and the next thing ya know, I AM like some kinda’ crazy lizard in a panic just thinking of a way to SURVIVE the ONCOMING STORM!
AND SUDDENLY IT'S POURING RAIN/TEARS, AN ICY FREEZE (IN MY HEART) TOOK OVER AND THEN CAME THE WIND/GAS AND I SMELT DISASTER.
MY DEAREST FRIENDS, I MUST TELL YOU THE FOUNDATION REALLY SHOOK AND AT ONE POINT I THOUGHT IT JUST MIGHT CRACK. BUT IT HELD FIRM, THANK GOD!
THERE WAS EVEN A 59 "HAPPY FEELING VIBRATION CAR" PILE UP THAT CAUSED ME TO HAVE A MENTAL POWER OUTAGE AND MUCH CONFUSION, BUT, AND HERE IS THE GOOD NEWS, THE HOUSE HELD, THE SKY CLEARED UP,THE TRAFFIC FLOWED, THE LEVEES DIDN’T BREAK AND MY TROUSERS STAYED DRY!
WHICH IS GREAT NEWS BECAUSE ALL THIS HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GIVING A TALK TO A TROOP OF GIRL SCOUTS ABOUT HOW TO GET THEIR COOKIE SALES BACK UP AND TO STOP EATING UP ALL THE PROFITS.
IN fact it was one chubby little gal eating a box of THIN MINTS that snapped me out of it. SEEING THAT SHE DESPERATELY NEEDED MY HELP AND THE CONCERNED LOOK ON THE DEN MOTHERS FACE WAS JUST THE TICKET TO FREE ME FROM MY SELF IMPOSED STORM PRISON AND CLEAR UP MY CLOUDY STATE.
THE SUNLIGHT OF THE SPIRIT RE-ENTERED MY HEART AND I WAS BACK TO THE REALLY, REAL WORLD, BEFORE YOU COULD SAY, "WHERE IN THE F'N HELL AM I !!!?"... Which luckily, I DID NOT SAY OUT LOUD.
SO hang in there SWEET PEOPLE and bring an umbrella JUST IN CASE.
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE.
Clam
Posted by clamlynch at 5:54 PM
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