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November 9, 2009

THE POWER OF IF !!!

DEAREST FRIENDS,
DURING MY, MEDITATION /NAP IN WHICH I TYRED TO CONTEMPLATE THE HERE AND NOW,
I REMEMBERED I HAD BOUGHT A LOTTERY TICKET ON A LARK AND I REALIZED THE DRAWING WAS TONIGHT !
AND THEN I THOUGHT OF ALL THE GOOD WORK I COULD DO WITH THAT CASH.

LIKE:
DRIVING AROUND IN A BRAND NEW FANCY CAR SO I COULD GET TO MORE PEOPLE AND HELP THEM....
WHILE ALSO ARRIVING IN COMFORT AND STYLE, BECAUSE I COULD HIRE SOME ONE TO DRIVE, UNLIKE THE BUS
WHICH, WHILE YES SOME ONE ELSE IS USUALLY DRIVING, ITS NOT THAT COMFORTABLE AND LIMITS ME TO HELPING PEOPLE WITHIN MY LOCAL BUS ROUTE.
ALSO:
I COULD GET MY TEETH FIXED UP NICE.

PLUS... GIVE AWAY MY COLLECTION OF PENNEY'S,POSTAGE STAMPS AND BUTTONS TO SOME UNFORTUNATE PENNILESS SOUL WHO'S BEEN DREAMING OF A DAY WHEN HE COULD MAIL SOME BUTTONS TO CHILDREN IN COUNTRIES WERE THEY HAVE A NEED FOR MORE BUTTONS.

OH THE THINGS I COULD DO.
THE LIST IS ENDLESS.

BUT ALAS,
SAD TO SAY I DID NOT WIN THE SUPER MEGA LOTTO PLUS .
I WAS SURE I WAS GOING TO WIN AND WAS TRUDEY SHOCKED AS I SAW THE NUMBERS
AND REALIZED I HAD NOT ONLY, NOT WON,BELIEVE IT OR NOT MY FRIENDS, I HAD NONE, LIKE ZERO,ZIP,GOOSE EGG, MATCHING NUMBERS.

YES... DEAR FRIEND, I ACTUALLY LOST.

SERIOUSLY, WHEN I SAY LOST , I MEAN LIKE , LAST PLACE , LOST.
I COULD NOT HAVE DONE WORST.

AND THIS BRINGS ME TO THE THING THAT I WANTED TO TALK YOU ABOUT.

HOLD ON.....

I JUST WANTED TO CHECK THOSE NUMBERS ONE LAST TIME.
BECAUSE IT'S EASY TO WRIGHT ABOUT THINGS YOU SHOULD DO TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE WHEN THE ONE DOING THE SAID WRITING IS REALLY, REALLY RICH.

AND DEAR ONES, I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE KIND OF FOLKS, ...YET.

SO IF I HAD BEEN WRONG WITH THE DATE OR SOMETHING

HOLD ON....

YES , OK I AM BACK, SO IF I HAD BEEN WRONG WITH THE DATE OR SOMETHING OR LOOKED AT THE WRONG
NUMBERS , LIKE I WAS LOOKING AT THE WRONG STATE OR SOMETHING...
...OH.. HOLD ON!

OK!
NOW THAT WAS JUST RUDE OF ME

IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
PINKIE PROMISE.
I LOST AND I ACCEPT THAT AND I AM MOVING ON NOW.

SO WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS THE POWER OF,
"WHAT IF"
WHAT IF CAN BE A POWERFUL TOOL IN KICK STARTING YOUR FEEL-GOOD ENGINE AND GET YOU
DRIVING THAT, MIND MOBILE OF YOURS OUT OF FUNK-TOWN AND INTO HAPPY-CITY.
AND GOOD NEWS FRIENDS!!
ITS NOT THAT LONG OF A DRIVE .
IT'S A LITTLE TO FAR TO WALK, ALTHOUGH IT CAN BE DONE , JUST BE WARNED, IT MIGHT BE HARSH AND PAINFUL, BECAUSE THE WALKING PATH TO HAPPY-CITY IS FILLED WITH DOUBT,TIGERS,FEAR,LIONS,DIS PEAR AND COWS!

ANYWAY WALKING IS POWERED BY SELF-WILL, WHERE AS YOUR MIND MOBILE IS POWERED BY LIFE, AND THE FLAME OF LOVE!

WHAT THE G.D. F'N H.E. DOUBLE HONEY STICKS!!!, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MR CLAM LYNCH!!
I CAN IMAGINE SOME OF YOU FOLK SAYING.
AND TO THAT I SAY:
WHAT THE IF!!, IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

JUST IF IT, FOR A WHILE AND THEN, MOVE INTO IF AND THEN, BECOME IF.
I KNOW THIS ALL SOUNDS IFFY , BUT FRIEND... IT WORKS.
AND IF IT DOESN'T ?
IF IT AGAIN!

YOU JUST GOT TO BELIEVE WE ARE MAGIC AND NOTHING CAN STAND IN OUR WAY.

IF IT UP, MY FRIENDS!!
AND DON'T LET YOU, GET IN YOUR OWN WAY.

GOD LUCK AND GOODNIGHT AND GOOD MORNING TOO!
IMAGINE IF I LOVED YOU .
WELL GUESS WHAT?
I DO.
SEE IT'S WORKING ALL READY.
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 7:13 PM