Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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February 10, 2010

I AM SO DARN SICK OF THINKING!

FOLKS, I AM OVER IT! ALL THIS THINKING, THINKING, THINKING!

And believe ME, MR. LINCOLN, I HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING!
JUST THINKING, AND I AM SICK OF IT!

WHO THE HELL EVER THOUGHT OF THINKING ANYWAY?
WELL, WHO EVER DID, IT WAS A DUMB IDEA!

PEOPLE, I AM SORRY TO GO ON SUCH A RANT.
BUT THAT'S JUST WHERE MY HEAD'S AT.
IT'S WHAT I AM THINKING ABOUT (THOUGHTS AND THINKING AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE).

I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT THINKING IS A BLESSING.

BUT I THINK IT'S ALSO A CURSE!

IT'S A BLURSE!

MAYBE I JUST NEED TO THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES THINKING?

LIKE THINKING ABOUT...OH I DON'T KNOW—MAYBE FLOWERS?

A FIELD OF FLOWERS.

THE FLOWERS ARE NOT THINKING AND SPINNING AND WORRYING.

THEY'RE JUST FLOWERS.

JUST BEING FLOWERS.

FLOWERS ARE NOT DEPRESSED.

NEITHER ARE ROBOTS FOR THAT MANNER.
BUT I WOULD RATHER BE A FLOWER THAN A ROBOT.

DON'T GET ME WRONG. ROBOTS ARE COOL.

But hey, this is what I don't want.
I don't want to be thinking about SOME NICE FLOWERS,
SPINNING AND TOILING NOT—
AND THEN START THINKING ABOUT A HERD OF CRAZY MINDLESS ROBOTS COMIN' IN AND TRASHING ALL THE NICE FLOWERS!

IF THOSE ROBOTS WOULD ONLY STOP AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE DOING, MAYBE THEY WOULD QUIT CREATING SUCH HAVOC IN MY SECRET GARDEN!

BUT AS YOU KNOW, ROBOTS DON'T THINK ABOUT THOSE THINGS.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, I GUESS THINKING IS GOOD—'CAUSE IT MAKES YOU THINK
AND NOT BE A CRAZY MIXED UP ROBOT WHO JUST CANT STOP HIMSELF.

I AM NOW GOING INTO THE CLOSET (OF MY MIND ) TO THINK GOOD THOUGHTS.
ABOUT FLOWERS AND HUMMINGBIRDS (WHICH ARE TOTALLY COOL).

PEOPLE, A WORD OF ADVICE:
"DON'T SPEND YOUR TIME THINKING ABOUT ROBOTS.
'CAUSE, BELIEVE YOU ME, THEY ARE NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU."

THINK EASY.
THINK OF THE SUNNY SIDE OR THE SHADY SIDE WHAT EVER YOUR INTO.
IF YOU DRIFT OFF INTO A BAD PLACE, JUST COME BACK.
I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU.
LOVECLAM

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Posted by clamlynch at 10:04 PM