Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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February 3, 2010

Perhaps my spelling ain't TOP NOTCH but that doesn't mean my BRIAN is small.

OH NO MY FRIENDS, Quiet the opposite.

I just don't have enough space or time in there to get bogged down with fancy WORDS and grammatical whimsy.
MY mind is chock full of IDEAS and SUCCESSFUL THINKING and it's working over time FOR YOU!!
So if you're looking for BIG HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE WORD and HIGH MINDED GOB-BILLY GOOP, you've come to the wrong man.

BUT if your looking for some solid straight forward no-nonsense tools and techniques,
Based on a lifetime of mistakes and false starts... BROTHERS AND SISTERS, YOU'VE FOUND IT!
I have a MASTERS, IN THE ,"ART OF WHAT NOT TO DO" and A DECREE, IN THE "PAIN OF FAILURE AND REMORSE" From a little school you might of heard of called... THE UNIVERSAL, UNIVERSITY OF LIFE!!
I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT NOT TO DO AND ALSO TELL YOU NOT TO DO IT.
MY BAD IS YOUR GOOD!!
IT'S A ..LOSE ,WIN, WIN!!

MY BRIAN (or brain, as those ivy league collage folks call it)
I just happened to name MY BRAIN, BRIAN ...AND THAT'S CALLED FREEDOM.
I DO NOT CALL MY BRAIN, BRIAN FREEDOM, I AM just saying i am free, to name my brain whatever i choose..
NOW IF THIS IS GETTING CONFUSING FOR YOU..WITH THE SPELLING AND THE NAMING
AND THE STUFF AND THE JUNK... CONGRAGALATIONS !
MY PROGRAM IS ALREADY WORKING FOR YOU!

THIS WHOLE BRAIN NAME GAME IS PROBABLY SOMETHING YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO.
SO CROSS THAT OFF YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO DO AND WELCOME TO MY PROGRAM!

THE MORE I GO BACKWARDS, THE MORE YOU MOVE FORWARD!
YEA FOR YOU AND YEA FOR ME TOO!!!

MY NAME IS CLAM ........HELLO,and GOODBYE and HELLO again.

Posted by clamlynch at 10:32 PM