Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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March 16, 2010

My new "OUTTA MY WAY"!! program is change'n my/your life!

Hey, GET THE HECK OUTTA MY WAY!!!

That's what you'll say the next time you see yourself in the mirror.
'Cause that's it!
That's the magical magic of it all.
It's you.... Y O U !!

You're the only thing stopping you/me from having the life most people only dream of.
Fine food, fancy underwear's,soft bedding and pillows,fabulous shoes and ties, unlimited credit, and the best seat in the house.
GO FOR IT !

DISCLAIMER: ONCE YOU GET ALL THEM THINGS YOU PROBABLY WONT BE ANY HAPPIER, YOU WILL IN ALL LIKELY HOOD, JUST BE LOOKING FOR THE NEXT THING/DISTRACTION.

When your mind and all it's old thoughts and ideas about whats wrong and what you don't have or what you think you REALLY need, STARTS IT'S YAMMERING , you just say:

"GET THE HECK OUTTA MY WAY!!"

AND GO PUT ON YOUR NEW FANCY UNDERWEAR AND SHOES AND GO HELP SOME POOR PEOPLE OR CALL YOUR MOTHER AND SAY "I LOVE YOU" OR JUST PICK A NAME OUT OF THE PHONE BOOK AND WISH THEM A GOOD DAY.... OR TELL SOMEONE "HEY THAT'S A NICE BODYSUIT YOUR WEARING AND I LIKE ALL THE FLOWERS YOU'VE GLUED TO IT AND THAT ASCOT IS A NICE TOUCH " ..OR WHAT EVER.
THEN YOUR INSIDES WILL FEEL BETTER AND MATCH YOUR FANCY OUTSIDES.
Win,Win!!!

I know some of you are saying "goodness me Grammy!" and others are saying "hey MR. CLAM! Is it really as
easy as you say, and will it work for me?"
AND STILL OTHERS ARE SAYING "Why am i reading this it's so stupid and this guys an idiot."

And I AM saying: " GET THE HECK OUTTA MY WAY!!" Not to you, but to myself.

You see it IS working for me (obviously).
So why not give it a try!

I LOVE.
DEAR FRIENDS , DO NOT WORRY , I NEED NO LOVE BACK,
BECAUSE THAT'S MY THING, THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.
I LOVE.

SO GET THE HECK OUTTA YOUR/MY WAY !!
LOVE ON.
CLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 3:17 PM