Clam Lynch - Cut the Crap

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June 25, 2010

Will you join me in a FLIGHT OF FANCY?

Come on, LADY GIRLS AND HAPPENING DUDES, Put on your FANCIFUL, FLYING SUIT and LETS SOAR!

Let's make like a ROCKET SHIP and just ROCK OFF!

I KNOW YOU GOT IT IN YOU.
I KNOW, YOU KNOW, WHAT I KNOW, CAUSE GUESS WHAT?
IT'S THE SAME THING!

We are FREE/PRICELESS.

We are REAL/IMAGINATION.

Sure it might be hiding behind some OLD HEART BREAKS and some PAST REGRETS and FUTURE WORRIES.
Maybe there are some old, 8 TRACK TAPES AND LAZAR DISCS, IN YOU MIND , saying "NO !! DON'T DO IT, YOU WILL GET HURT !! REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE DID SOMETHING NEW? OUCH!!"

FRIENDS ITS TIME TO THROW ALL THE OLD REEL TO REELS AND FLOPPY DISCS OUT OF YOUR PAIN BODY AND REBOOT!!

We can CHANGE!

Change our MINDS, our THOUGHTS ,ATTACHMENTS,CONDITIONING, our MOODS, our REACTIONS, our VIBRATIONS, our UNDERWEAR!

PEOPLE, it is calling to US, and although the voice is still small and some time seems to be in another language, it IS still there in the still of the stillness.
Like a flame that has been untouched by the bad gassy winds of the past.

Friends,sometimes it calls to me in FRENCH ,from behind a LARGE BRICK WALL ,in my MIND and when I get up close and put my ear to the wall I can hear the voices say:

"ce mur n'est pas vrai, promenade par lui!"

Which I think means:

"This is not a real wall ,you should come join us FRENCH PEOPLE on the other side cause we are having a REALLY good time!"

OR something like that. I AM not sure, cause I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH and I don’t even know why there are FRENCH PEOPLE IN MY MIND?

But that’s the mystery of LIFE.

AND I LOVE IT!

It's a REAL/MYSTERY!

USE YOUR IMAGINATION TO SEE YOUR TRUE SELF IN THE UNSEEN.

Because, HELLO!

It is REAL.
You are REAL.
I AM REAL.

AND THAT IS REAL GOOD!

Je t'aime

Le Clam

Posted by clamlynch at 11:03 PM

June 15, 2010

THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR, And they're looking for YOU.

YOU Hear the knocking.

SO WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE—SWEATING, HEART RACING, WITH YOUR BACK AGAINST YOUR DOOR?

MUMBLING TO YOURSELF.

HOPING WHOEVER IS OUT THERE WILL just GO AWAY.

PRAYING TO GOD THEY DON'T USE SOME KIND OF CRAZY MEDIEVAL BATTERING RAM TO BUST DOWN THE DOOR AND GRAB YOU AND STRIP YOU NAKED AND POINT AT YOU, AND LAUGH AT YOU, AND MAKE YOU WEAR A DUMB HAT AND DANCE FOR THEM AND THEN TAKE YOU TO A BUSY INTERSECTION AND KICK YOU ONTO THE STREET NAKED (except for the HAT), AND TAKE PICTURES OF YOU AND SEND THEM TO YOUR MOTHER.

And

THEY GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND POOP ALL OVER THE YOUR STUFF.

WELL FOLKS,
I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU.
THE KNOCKING IS NOT THEM.

THE KNOCKING IS YOU!

And unless you want to GET NAKED AND PUT ON A DUMB HAT AND GO DOWN TO A BUSY INTERSECTION And take SOME PICTURES OF YOURSELF TO SEND TO YOUR MOM THEN HEAD BACK TO YOUR PLACE TO POOP ON STUFF, As some kind of CREATIVE EXPRESSION (Which I TOTALLY SUPPORT),

YOU MAY AS WILL ANSWER THE DOOR.
IT 'S JUST YOU.
YOU JUST WANTS TO BE WITH YOU.

YOU MISSES YOU.
YOU IS LONELY.
YOU JUST WANTS TO PART OF YOUR LIFE.
IT'S THE REAL YOU.

THE HAPPY, SUCCESSFUL, LOVING, HEALTHY, PEACEFUL YOU.

LET YOURSELF IN.

YOU'RE GOING TO MEET YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

DON'T MAKE YOU BRING OUT THE MEDIEVAL BATTERING RAM.

OPEN THE DOOR.
YOU IS YOU!
WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR YOU'RE LOOKING WITH.
I AM, CLAM.

Posted by clamlynch at 6:48 PM

June 9, 2010

IT is in my NATURE to help YOU.

I AM really on the prowl , like a wild cat....that helps other wild cats.

I AM looking all around me, like an owl spinning his head looking to help other owls that might be having some kind of OWL TROUBLE.

NOT like a stupid TURTLE hiding in his shell—don't get me wrong 'CAUSE I LOVE TURTLES, but they're soooo slow. But GOD made'em so they must be kinda cool, I just dont know why they have to be SO slow.

I AM sorry.. i drifted .

"BUT CLAM," you might say, "what about a CLAM? Are YOU not like a clam with your rough/hard shell and soft DELICIOUS interior?"

To which my response would be, "WHAT THE SAM-DIGGITY-DOG ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

Which would throw you out of your "COMFORT ZONE" and then i would quickly change the subject and ask you to GIVE ME SOMETHING !

LIKE A HUG, for example.

That's 'cause I'm SHARP like those beaver looking things with the long needles sticking out all over them but without the beaver tail,i think they are called porky pies or whatever.

I've only seen pictures.

ALL I'm really trying to say is it is MY NATURE to help you/me have more of this THING CALLED LIFE.
AND BE, NATURALLY HAPPY.

Or at least HELP YOU put a SHINNY VENEER, OVER THE EXISTENTIAL MEANINGLESSNESS we sometimes
feel.
LIKE A TURTLE.

SPEAKING OF TURTLES, I AM having what some call a SHY TURTLE in my bottom area, which tells me I AM still ALIVE and have CONSCIOUSNESS and that means alot, if you think about it.

gotta run.

NATURE CALLS!
LOVECLAM

Posted by clamlynch at 9:28 PM